Blimey, mate, it feels like someone’s got their knickers in a twist with you, but they’re not spilling the beans on why. If it happens to be your other half, it looks like you’re having a right cock-up competing for their eyeballs. It’s enough to make you feel like you’ve been caught with your trousers down in the Queen’s bedroom. You’re always doling out respect left, right and centre, but it seems like they can’t be bothered to do the same for you. As for your lucky charm, try a four-leaf clover. That’s if you can find one, you unlucky sod. If you do, it might help turn your luck around, or at least give you something to chew on while you’re figuring out why you’re in the doghouse.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!