Today’s the perfect day to knock boots and paint the town red, mate. You’ll be itching to get out and about, sniff around and learn what’s on the other side of your local boozer. Flying solo, are ya? Then don’t be a plonker and turn down an invite to explore. You could bump into a cutey while you’re at it. And guess what, your wish is about to come true, so I hope it wasn’t for more bloody socks! Lucky phrase for the day: “A bird in hand is better than two in the bush”. Just remember, it’s not an excuse to start grabbing pigeons off the street.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!