Oi, you cheeky little bugger, looks like you’ve been left holding the baby on this project, ain’t ya? Feels like you’re stuck in a right royal maelstrom of bollocks, don’t it? Deep down though, you know this is a cock-up that needs your attention. Once the dust settles and the cats stop fighting, it’ll be clear as day that your sixth sense was spot on, mate. As for your lucky charm, try a rubber duck. Why? Because when life gives you lemons, you might as well have a bath toy to chuck at ’em.

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