You, my love, are the sort of person who’d give away their last Rolo, you’d probably offer your kidney to a stranger if they asked nicely. You’ve got a heart bigger than Piers Morgan’s ego and a tolerance level higher than Keith Richards at a Rolling Stones’ after-party. Even when some cheeky sod is taking the mickey, exploiting your saint-like nature, you just grin like a Cheshire cat and carry on, like a glutton for punishment. Perhaps you’re just too knackered to kick up a fuss. But darling, let’s be honest, you wouldn’t say boo to a goose, would you? Lucky charm for you? A gum shield, love. You’re so bloody nice, you’re at risk of biting your tongue off, trying to hold your words back. It’s also handy when you’re trying to not swear at those buggers who take advantage of you. Now, isn’t that a laugh?

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