Cor blimey, before you go gallivanting off into the wild blue yonder with some new harebrained scheme, pull your head out of your arse and have a butcher’s at the pros and cons. You’re about to bugger off from your comfy old local, but remember, you’ve got to make sure your kin and your castle aren’t left up the creek without a paddle, mate. And for the love of the Queen, don’t forget to do your sums! Your new cockamamie venture ain’t going to be worth a brass farthing if it leaves you skint. Oh, by the way, your lucky item is a teabag. Yes, you heard it right, a bloody teabag. Apparently, it’s going to steep you in success. Well, it’s either that or you’re in hot water, mate!

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