Get off your arse and let that creative muse of yours run rampant, love! It’s high time you stopped living in a dump that would make a goblin blush. Go on, shuffle that furniture around – make it look less like a jumble sale reject pile. Or maybe you fancy yourself a bit of a green thumb? Then get stuck in the garden, just don’t go confusing your marigolds for your weeds again, yeah? And that workspace of yours? Cor blimey, it’s such a mess even a hamster would turn its nose up at it. Time to get that sorted – you might just find that missing sandwich from last month in the process. Trust me, you’ll be chuffed to bits with the results… and if not, well you can always blame it on the feng shui, can’t you? Oh, and here’s a cheeky little tidbit for you – your lucky item for the week is a feather duster. Seems fitting, doesn’t it? Just remember, dusting doesn’t count as exercise, no matter how much you huff and puff.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!