Well, my dear, it looks like your career’s going down the loo faster than a curry on a summer’s day! You’ve got more tests coming your way than a schoolboy before his GCSEs. You’ll need to focus like a squirrel on a nut hunt, and that’s a bit of a tall order for you, innit? To dodge this maelstrom, you’ll need to be sharper than a gnat’s chuff. Say ‘yes’ to these trials like you would to a free pint at the pub and show that lot what you’re made of – which, let’s face it, is mostly hot air and cheek! Lucky tip for you: Keep a rubber duck in your pocket. It’s no more absurd than your career strategies, and at least it will give the impression that you’re prepared for the flood of nonsense coming your way!

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