Blow the bloody doors off and flap your gums for once, mate! Your oddball views might just be the golden ticket for a group kerfuffle. I know you’d rather be a wallpaper flower, but throw your cap into the ring, old chum. Don’t be a shrinking violet! Some newfangled brain-boggler being yapped about will tickle your fancy. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. But remember, if you’re relying on a leaf for luck, you’re probably in more of a pickle than you thought!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!