Breathe in like you’ve just sniffed a fresh batch of roses or a full English breakfast, and let the rubbish bouncing around your brain spill out this morning. The cosmos is nudging you, like a nosy old neighbour over the garden fence, to spill the beans about your dirtiest laundry with your other half or bestie. But later on, when you’re chinwagging with some random bloke, you’ll need to bite your tongue and engage your brain before your mouth. Lucky charm: A horseshoe, preferably not fresh off a horse. Slip it into your pocket for added luck, just mind the smell – it’s a bit like your love life, a bit rusty and full of crap but still holding it all together.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!