“Cor blimey, love a duck! You’ve got to slap on a grin and play nice at the coalface, even if you’re feeling as charming as a wet weekend in Skegness. You’re dead set on wrapping up this task, and you’ll need your co-workers to pull their fingers out to make it happen. So, get your creative mojo flowing, even if it feels as natural as a vegan at a butcher’s shop.” Your lucky phrase for the day? “Bob’s your uncle!” But be careful how you use it, you never know when Bob might actually turn out to be your uncle, and that family reunion could get awkward real quick!

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