Right, listen up, sunshine! Stop sticking your nose into other people’s rumbles, yeah? You’ve got enough on your plate without becoming a one-man crisis centre for the world and his wife. Channel that energy of yours into stuff that makes you feel less like a hamster on a wheel. And don’t start feeling guilty ’bout it neither, you’re not being a selfish git. It’s about bloody time you took care of your own mess, got it? Oh, and here’s your lucky charm for the day: a four-leaf clover. But knowing your luck, it’s probably poison ivy! Good luck with that!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!