If recently you’ve been staring at your waistline with the same dread as a turkey at Christmas, today, your diet’s going to be more abandoned than Prince Harry at a royal family gathering. Your willpower’s going to be weaker than the British pound after Brexit when faced with a feast of mouth-watering treats. You’ll dive in, knowing full well you’ll be kicking yourself harder than David Beckham in a penalty shootout afterwards. Your lucky charm today is a gym membership card � though looking at your track record, it’s as useful as a chocolate teapot. But hey, at least the number on it might bring you some luck. We all know you’ll need it when you are wobbling on the scales tomorrow.

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