Before you flap your gums like a wind-up chattering teeth toy as the cock crows, you cheeky bugger, take a moment to cogitate, will you? If you don’t put a sock in it when gabbing on to others, you might find yourself in a right pickle, like a hedgehog in a condom factory. Why not channel that energy into drowning yourself in paperwork instead, acting like a secret squirrel behind the scenes? Lucky Phrase: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.” But remember, if you’re holding a bird, you’re probably not doing much paperwork, you muppet!

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