Right then, you absolute numpty. You know that noggin of yours that’s been buzzing like a broken fridge? It’s about time you spilled the beans to a pal who can keep their trap shut. A good chinwag about your woes might just stop you from going completely doolally. It’ll be like having a good clear out of the loft – shocking what you find up there, but a relief when it’s done. And for the love of all that’s holy, be careful around those blasted machines. Your head’s been up in the clouds so much recently, we’re surprised you haven’t got altitude sickness. Keep your peepers on the task at hand, or you’ll end up as useful as a chocolate teapot. Now, for today’s lucky nugget: It’s a hefty dose of common sense. I know, it’s as rare as hen’s teeth for some people. Treat it like your favourite pair of undies – don’t leave home without it.

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