Dearie, you know that twit who’s been flapping about like a headless chicken and getting on your last nerve? Yes, that one. Time to have a chin wag, my love. You can patch things up, much like the Queen’s stockings. It’s all about the experiences, or so they say. So, grab your special someone, or someone else’s special someone (not my business), and go do something together. Could be a spot of tea or hunting for the Loch Ness monster, who knows? Remember, clinging onto anger is like trying to hold onto a greased pig at a village fete – it’s all a bit messy, and after a while, the pig starts to enjoy it. Oh, and here’s a lucky phrase for you: ‘A penny for your thoughts.’ Use it wisely. You never know, it might save you from buying drinks at the pub next time. But don’t take it too literally, we don’t want you going around throwing pennies at people’s heads. That’s how lawsuits start.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!