Blimey! Looks like you and your other half have put more distance between you than a London bus stuck in a traffic jam. Usually, you two are as in sync as the BBC and ITV, but today, you’re as off-beat as a tone-deaf choirboy. It’s not all doom and gloom though, ‘cos you’re feeling guiltier than a cat caught nicking the cream – and, yet, more relieved than a hen after laying a double-yoker. So, clam up tighter than a miser’s purse and don’t let on to anyone else that something’s up. And here’s your lucky charm: a sprig of mistletoe. But remember, it’ll only bring you luck if you don’t use it as an excuse to snog the postman…again.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!