Blimey, darling! You’ve been yapping your ears off to everyone’s daft ideas so much, you’ve probably forgotten that you’ve got a brain of your own. Hold your horses, love, and give your noggin a moment to listen to its own jabbering. You might find, shockingly, that you’ve got a few pearls of wisdom tucked away in there that could catapult you towards your goals faster than a ferret up a trouser leg. Lucky charm, eh? Try a teabag � not for any luck-bringing nonsense, but because you clearly need to brew yourself a fat cup of reality. And remember, darling, it’s just like my third husband used to say: “The teabag is only useful when it’s in hot water.” So, get yourself in hot water and see how useful you can be!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!