Blimey, you’ll have to squeeze out a minute or two to play the good Samaritan to some green behind the ears mate or nosy parker next door. It seems everyone and their dog reckons you’re the go-to guru for all those office newbies barely out of nappies. Well, aren’t you just the cat’s pyjamas! Your down-to-earth advice and saint-like patience are about as welcome as a fart in a lift, but oh-so appreciated. Here’s a bit of sage wisdom for you: “Your lucky item is a rubber chicken.” So, when you’re feeling less than thrilled about playing mentor, just give it a squeeze and remember: it’s not as if you’re being asked to juggle chainsaws, is it?

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