Blimey! Your other half’s gone greener than a frog in a cucumber patch and it’s putting a right spanner in your jolly japes. Seems like their attempt to sling their hook around your liberty, complete with a last-ditch decree, has got you pondering if it’s time to leg it from this love affair. If you decide to scarper, do it gingerly, mate, because their mood’s more unpredictable than a British summer. And here’s a lucky tip for you: Apparently, singing in the shower boosts confidence. So, belt out your favourite tune while you’re scrubbing your pits. Who knows, it might just drown out the sound of your partner’s incessant whinging!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!