Well, darling, you’re slowly waking up to the fact that an elder from your family or the old codger next door is having a bit of a rough go. If you can’t give ’em a hand on the regular, and let’s face it, who wants to, you might have to dig deep into the depths of Google to figure out how to get some poor soul to take care of ’em at home. Chit-chat every move with them and they’ll be as grateful as a dog with two tails – but don’t forget to put your earplugs in, love. Lucky phrase for you: “It’s raining cats and dogs, but at least it’s not raining old relatives.” Just remember, sweetheart, that this phrase is as lucky as winning the lottery on a Monday – and about as likely as you actually helping that old relative.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!