For the next month, brace yourself for a right royal knees-up that’ll leave the Queen’s garden parties looking like a wake. You’re about to be hit with a whirlwind of tantalising titbits, juicy offers and fresh pickings that’d make a fruit bat’s eyes water. Prepare to revel in a riot of tomfoolery, gallivanting and a bit of the old razzle-dazzle. If you’re on the market, love’s about to come knocking with all the subtlety of a randy rhino in a china shop. Best of luck navigating that one, sparky. Lucky phrase: ‘Every cloud has a silver lining.’ But remember, if that cloud’s your mother-in-law, the silver lining�s probably nicked from the family silverware.

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