Are you seriously toying with the idea of embarking on a never-ending quest for knowledge, you absolute geek? Why not drag someone you love, who shares your boring hobbies and nerd abilities, into your vortex of dullness? You could both revel in the thrill of reliving those glorious school days, minus the wedgies and the stolen lunch money. Today’s the day to bump into fresh faces, preferably while gallivanting around places that aren’t as dull as dishwater. Your lucky phrase for the day is “Saved by the bell!” Let’s hope it rings before you bore yourself to death with your research.

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