“Your chum is over the moon to support your cockamamy ideas and hang onto your every word. If you’re on the shelf, you might fancy grabbing the bull by the horns, in hopes of kick-starting a bit of slap and tickle. Even if it all goes pear-shaped and some twit doesn’t react as you’d like, you’ll still be chuffed to bits for giving it the old college try.” Lucky Charm: Keep a rubber duck in your pocket. It might not bring you good luck, but at least you’ll always have a squeaky companion in case your romantic attempts sink like the Titanic! Remember, there’s nowt as queer as folk!

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