Cor, you’re having a right old stinker trying to juggle your work and personal life, ain’t ya? It’s like watching a one-legged man in a bum-kicking contest. Can’t fathom for the life of me why you’re in such a pickle. Might just have to pick one over t’other to find a bit of peace and quiet. You’re up to your neck in it, making decisions that are tougher than a two-dollar steak. But you’re going to need a backbone made of steel and the determination of a bulldog chewing a wasp to see it through. And here’s a little something for your troubles. You know what they say, “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.” Well, your lucky charm this week is a bird…plastic, of course, you don’t want to be lugging around a live one, do you? It’s not only a laugh but might just bring you a smidge of good fortune. So stick it in your pocket and keep your fingers crossed. Just remember, it’s not the size of the bird in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the bird!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!