Cor blimey! Your home life’s as tense as a nun in a cucumber field, ain’t it? Lucky for you, you’ve got mates who get your gripes, innit? Before you know it, they’ll have you laughing your arse off about the whole debacle, the absolute legends! It’s like a bloody detox for your stress levels. And while you’re at it, consider giving the elbow to those energy vampires in your life, you know the ones – they’re as uplifting as a lead balloon. Instead, spend more time with the folks who put a spring in your step and make you feel like you’re on cloud nine, not cloud bloody cuckoo land. Lucky charm: A rubber duck. Why? ‘Cause even when it’s up to its neck in hot water, it still manages to look bloody cheerful. Chin up, mate!

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