Blimey! Your kin and mates have gone all barmy, haven’t they? They’ve developed a sudden fascination with your codswallop, sucking it up like a toddler with a sherbet Dip Dab! When you start waffling, they’re as entranced as a moggy with a laser pointer. There’s a bit of a worry about the dosh though, innit? But as long as you’re not tossing it about like confetti at a royal wedding, you should be able to keep your head above water. Mind you, it’s a bit like trying to keep the Thames out with a tea strainer! Lucky charm for you: A four-leaf clover. Bit of a clich�, it’s like saying fish and chips is the national dish. But hey, if spotting one in a field of three-leafers doesn�t bankrupt your optician, you might just find it brings a bit of luck your way!

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