You’re grafting like a donkey on double espressos, mate, and it’s knackerin’, right? But here’s the clincher, it’s paying off! You’re not just shovelling coal into the furnace of your career, you’re stoking up a flaming rocket that’s heading straight for the moon! And all that dosh and kudos you’re racking up? It’s got your name on it! Now, don’t forget your other half, you silly sausage. They’re not just a bit of crumpet waiting for a buttering up, they need to know you’ve not been run over by a double-decker. So if you’re rolling in past the watershed, make sure you come bearing gifts – and I don’t mean a reheated kebab and a half-eaten bag of chips! Your lucky charm this week is a used tea bag. Why? Because just like you, it’s been in hot water, steeped to its limit, and still comes out with a satisfying result. Plus, it’s a great excuse to have a cuppa and a biscuit, you hardworking mug!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!