Well, love, you’re strutting about your workplace like a peacock in heat, all chuffed with yourself because you reckon you’ve got a handle on the dodgy parts of your job. However, before you break your arm patting yourself on the back, you might want to pull your head out of the clouds and have a chinwag with somebody who actually knows what they’re on about. It’s all well and good being the king or queen of your own little fantasy world, but you need to be certain your decisions aren’t complete bollocks. Get an old hand to give your brainwaves the once-over. And for your lucky charm, rummage around in your nan’s attic for a four-leaf clover. But watch out, that’s not just dust you’re inhaling, it’s a cocktail of mothballs and broken dreams.

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