In your working world, there’s a bugger who’s about as genuine as a three-pound note. This charmer could butter his toast on both sides, but trusting him? That’d be like trusting a fart after a curry night. Always hogging the limelight, this one, with methods about as suitable as a bikini in a blizzard. Good on you for keeping your wits about you, love. Now, here’s a wee bit of luck: a four-leaf clover. They say it’s lucky, but let’s be honest, the only luck you’ll have with it is if you don’t get hay fever!

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