Right, listen up you corporate monkeys, let’s have a natter about your stars, shall we? Seems like you’ve got a whole gaggle of suit-wearing, briefcase-toting, office jockeys knocking about, ready to flip your world upside down. I mean, honestly, who needs a bloody circus when you’ve got your profession, eh? So, you’ve got a gut feeling, do you? It’s probably just last night’s curry, but let’s pretend it’s a bit of cosmic wisdom, shall we? No need to start questioning why your insides are doing the cha-cha-cha. It’s not because you’re turning into Mystic Meg or anything, it’s just that your instincts are as sharp as a tack… or so you tell yourself. Lucky charm for you: a four-leaf clover. But let’s face it, you’d probably mistake it for a salad leaf and slap it in a sandwich. Because that’s just your level of luck, innit?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!