Looks like you’re about to become the bloody family Yoda, mate! Word on the street is there’s an opportunity heading your way to offload some of your skills onto some poor unsuspecting relative. You’re a natural when it comes to teaching, probably due to your uncanny ability to shift your style quicker than a chameleon on a rainbow. If you’re stuck with some nippers, remember, they’re about as good at handling tough tasks as a one-legged man at a bum-kicking contest. Your lucky charm for the week is a teabag. It might seem daft, but remember, it’s not about how long you’re in hot water, it’s about how strong you come out of it. Now go put the kettle on, you thirsty bugger.

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