Right, listen up, you’ve been playing Florence Nightingale for donkey’s years now and you’re beginning to wonder if they’re taking the mickey. You’ve got a heart bigger than the Queen’s knickers, but you’re not getting so much as a pat on the back. I mean, how many ‘thank you’s does it take to keep your engine running? It’s not like you’re asking for a medal, is it? A simple “Ta, love” would do the trick. And here’s a little something for luck, your lucky phrase is “Bob’s your uncle”. So next time you’re in a pickle, just mutter this under your breath and see if it doesn’t turn your day around. If it doesn’t work, at least you can have a giggle about it.

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