You’re gagging for a bit of razzle-dazzle, a change of wallpaper and some fresh titivation. If you can’t bugger off to Timbuktu, then nab yourself a cracking novel or a flick and get lost in the gubbins. Go chinwag your wild ideas about how to have a giggle with your chums and tribe. Sod off with your moth-eaten routines. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. But let’s be honest, with your luck, it’ll probably have a touch of the greenfly.

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