Well, darling, it seems you’ve had about as much luck conjuring up new ideas as a vegan at a butcher’s shop, hasn’t it? We all know those noggin cogs have been rustier than the Queen’s hip replacement. And, it’s no bloody secret that everyone else has been spewing ideas like a drunk at last orders, while you’ve been as mute as a goldfish at an opera. But chin up, love. Get your ear wax scooped out and listen to the chatter around you. Before you know it, you’ll feel as inspired as a dog in a lamp post factory, bursting with brainwaves of your own. And now for your lucky charm, let’s go for a four-leaf clover. Why? Well, they’re about as hard to find as your original thoughts, aren’t they? So, if you manage to find one, it’s a bloody miracle. Keep it in your pocket and it might just kickstart that dormant imagination of yours.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!