Blimey, there’s more flip-flopping going on with you than a fish out of water! Wouldn’t be surprised if your mum popped round and you suddenly decided you’re adopted. Your knack for U-turns is gonna be in overdrive today. So instead of faffing about in confusion like a lost pigeon, trust your gut, mate. It’s not just for digesting your fish and chips. Now, for your bit of luck: your lucky phrase today is “Bob’s your uncle,” which, given your penchant for changing your mind, might be true today and false tomorrow!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!