Listen up petal, your current situation might be as appealing as a soggy chip butty, but don’t go about changing things like a bull in a china shop. Try to keep your knickers untwisted for a brolly’s minute. You might think you’ve drawn the short straw, but if you act like a whirling dervish, you’ll only end up in a right pickle. So, keep calm and carry on moaning. Give it a tick-tock, and an opportunity will pop up, like a pimply teenager on prom night. And here’s your lucky quirk: You’re as likely to stumble upon a four-leaf clover as you are to find your brain, but if you do, make sure you don’t use it as loo paper. As they say, luck often visits a fool, but it never sits down with him!

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