Listen up, love! If you’re scratching your head about a mate or a colleague’s dodgy behaviour, it’s about time you put your thinking cap on and had a chinwag with yourself about this relationship. Odds are, they’re chewing the cud with a hefty case of the green-eyed monster over your latest triumphs and are now on a mission to knock your socks off. Tell ’em to bugger off! Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. It’s the only thing greener than your friend’s envy, and it might just help you dodge the bollocks they’re throwing your way!

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