Listen here, sunshine. Your mates might view you as a right old stick in the mud, but let’s face it – you’re not about to go off half-cocked, making rash choices that’ll have you crying into your tea later, are you? No, you’re going to ponder, mull and generally faff about until you’ve made a decision you can live with. You’re like a snail on a slow day, but ultimately, it’ll keep you off the path to utter disaster. And for your daily dollop of wisdom: Remember, your lucky number today is 7. That’s right, 7, because it’s the number of times you’ll probably change your mind before making a decision. And in case you’re wondering, your lucky item is a ditherer’s guide to decision making. God knows, you need all the help you can get.

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