Crikey, love, don’t throw a wobbly just because you can’t tell your arse from your elbow in these dodgy situations. And don’t get your knickers in a twist over things that’ll probably look as threatening as a wet lettuce in a few days’ time. Daydreaming, you say? You might as well, you’re bugger all use in the real world anyway. It’s like a mental holiday for you, innit? Now, here’s a lucky tip for you: Keep a rubber chicken in your pocket for good luck. Brilliant, right? It’s not like your social life could get any worse.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!