Blimey, mate, when your feelings are going off like a bottle of pop, the desire to dazzle some poor sod can be as thrilling as a ride on the Blackpool Tower and as perilous as a night out in Newcastle! If your ticker’s thumping harder than a hooligan at a football match, you might be daft enough to accept a romantic tussle that’s about as appealing as a Christmas sprout. If you’re already shackled to some love-struck muppet, this could muck up your love life like a seagull in a chip shop. Ask yourself, is this really what you want, or are you having a laugh? Now, onto your lucky charm. It’s a four-leaf clover, but don’t get too excited. With your luck, it’s probably poison ivy. Keep it handy, though, might come useful when you’re trying to scratch your way out of that romantic pickle you’re so keen on.

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