Blimey, you’re about to be chucked onto an off-the-cuff business jaunt that’ll be more troublesome to organise than a hen party at a nunnery. It’ll have you pulling your hair out and screaming “bollocks to it all!” But hold your horses, dearie, it’s going to do you a world of good in the end, like finding a fiver in an old pair of knickers. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, one of your kin is finally getting a professional diagnosis, and it’s about as shocking as a fart in a lift. Suddenly, all their past malarkey will make more sense than a chav in a tracksuit. So, chin up, it’s all going to be tickety-boo! Lucky Phrase: “Every cloud has a silver lining.” But in this case, it’s more like, “Every family has a fruitcake.” Keep that in mind, and you’ll always have a giggle.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!