Well, ‘ere we go again. Get ready to dedicate every waking hour, and probably some of your sleeping ones too, to mastering this new bit of tomfoolery you’ve decided to take on. It’s gonna be like trying to teach a cat to use the toilet – time-consuming, frustrating, and likely to end with you covered in… well, let’s just say it won’t be pretty. As you get your head around the rigmarole they’ve dumped on you, it’s pretty likely you’ll end up the top dog. And by that I mean, you’ll be the one they all turn to when the printer jams. But hey, who doesn’t want to be known as ‘the printer whisperer’? I mean, it’s not quite James Bond, but we can’t all be international men of mystery, can we? And once you’ve ascended to the dizzying heights of ‘most competent person in a sea of incompetents’, well, who knows where you could end up? CEO? Prime Minister? King of the World? All equally plausible, given the current state of things. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. And probably a lot more printer jamming. Now, your lucky charm today is the humble stapler. Why? Because it’s as underappreciated and overworked as you are. But unlike you, it never complains. So maybe take a leaf out of its book, eh?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!