Darling, you’ve got the confidence to mingle with all sorts, from the tree-huggers to the tax dodgers, without starting a row over whether the kettle is half empty or half full. When some cheeky git has the nerve to question your methods, don’t get your knickers in a twist. Let your handiwork do the talking. It’ll have the office gawping and even that old windbag from accounts will have to admit you’ve got a bit of talent. Here’s a lucky phrase for you, “I’m like marmite – you either love me or you hate me.” But remember, just like marmite, too much of you might leave a bad taste.

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