Listen up, darling, don’t go toddling about like a headless chicken at work, promising the moon on a stick. Keep your boots on the ground and your noggin in check, alright? We all know you’re as keen as mustard, but it ain’t the flipping Olympics. You’re not running for gold, you’re just trying to keep the lights on. Be a realistic roger, don’t be a delusional dave. Those big-wigs might like your spark, but they need to know you’re not all smoke without a sausage to sizzle. Now, go on, show ’em your stuff, but remember, you ain’t Superman. For a bit of the old luck, keep a rubber duck in your pocket. I know, I know, it sounds daft as a brush, but it might just stop you from going quackers at work. Plus, it’s a right laugh when you pull it out at the pub. Trust me, you’ll be the talk of the town.

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