You’d do well to pull your head out of the clouds and start buttering up your kin and work chums. Don’t try swanning off into a messy pickle – it’s like trying to find the Queen’s corgi in a dog’s dinner. You’ve got the right to pick your own battleground, darling. Just make sure you stick to it, you fickle twit. And here’s a little pearl of wisdom – your lucky charm is a four-leaf clover. But knowing your luck, you’d probably trip over it and end up in the A&E. Chin up, chuck.

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