Blimey, ain’t it a bleeding bother when life turns into a right circus and your job demands more of you than a spendthrift at a jumble sale. You’re up to your eyeballs in to-dos, racing against the clock like a greyhound with a rocket up its backside. You’re committed to getting it all done, even if it means living off beans on toast and cheap lager for a fortnight. Those bigwig tossers who seem to have the power to make or break your career are watching you like a hawk. But you’re impressing them, and not just because you remembered to put on deodorant this morning. No, you’re making waves, and not just because you forgot to switch off the bath tap. One project in particular has been a right pain in the arse, sticking to you like a bad smell at a curry house. But soon, you’ll be able to bin it, and it’ll feel as good as finding a tenner down the back of the sofa. Lucky charm of the day: A rubber duck. Not just for bath time, this little fellow is a reminder to keep your sense of humour afloat. Plus, it doubles as an excellent projectile for when the boss starts spouting bollocks.

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