Blimey! So, someone’s having a pop at your principles, is it? Well, don’t get your knickers in a twist! If your beliefs are as solid as Big Ben, their nattering won’t shake you. But if your viewpoint’s as clear as a London fog, maybe it’s high time you had a rethink, you muppet! Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. Though I reckon you’d struggle to find one, seeing as you can’t even find clarity in your own thoughts!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!