If you’re musing over some newfangled caper, but your pockets are as empty as a politician’s promises, why not ponder how to cut your spending, or perhaps sniff out a wealthy auntie to sweet-talk? It’s all about being as crafty as a fox in a chicken coop when it comes to solving problems, darling; you’ll be making decisions as sharp as Joan Rivers’ wit before you know it. And for a bit of luck, your mantra is ‘A pound saved is a pound earned.’ Who knows, with this witty little phrase, you might avoid becoming as skint as a church mouse.

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