Blimey, you’re knee-deep in it now, aren’t you? Didn’t see that coming, did ya? Thought you’d just swan in and sort it out, no sweat? Well, bollocks to that! You’re gonna need to pull your finger out and try something different, mate. Today, your friendships and your dosh are about as compatible as a vegan in a butcher’s shop. Your lucky phrase for the day is “Duck and Cover.” It’s what you’ll need when your mates find out you’ve blown the beer fund on lottery tickets!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!