In those quiet bits where you’re not faffing about or meditating on your navel fluff, some ideas might whack you upside the head. Might guide you towards conjuring up something a bit spiffing, a bit not-shit, if you catch my drift. Just a thought that could become as real as your mum’s dodgy trifle or inspire you to develop your talent, if you can call it that. Put it top of your to-do list, above ‘stare blankly at the telly’ and ‘pick nose’. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover, which is as rare as finding intelligence on Love Island. Or a unicorn’s horn – mind where you stick it though!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!